Meaningful Product Warnings
these were found on actual products.
God help us......
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on hairdryer instructions:do not use while sleeping
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on a bag of Fritos:you could be a winner!
NO purchase neccessary. Details inside.
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on a bar of Dial soap: directions:use like regular soap
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on frozen dinner: serving suggestions:defrost
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on hotel-provided shower cap in a box:fits one head
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on Tesco's Tiramisu dessert:do not turn upside down (printed on bottom of box)
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on Marks & Spencer bread pudding:product will be hot after heating
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on package for a Rowenta iron:do not iron clothes on body
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on Boots' children cough medicine: do not drive or operate machinery afteruse
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on Nytol:may cause drowsiness
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on korean kitchen knife:keep out of children
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on a string of chinese-made christmas lights:for indoor or outdoor use only
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on a Japanese food processor:not to be used for the other use
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on Sainsbury's peanuts:contains nuts
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on an Ansett Airlines' package of nuts:open packet, eat nuts
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on a swedish chainsaw:do not attempt to stop chain with your hands