Are you Proud to be an Aussie

Only in Australia… can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

Only in Australia… are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.

Only in Australia… do supermarkets make the sick people walk to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while the healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

Only in Australia… do people order a double cheeseburger, large fries…and a Diet Coke

Only in Australia… do banks leave both doors open and chain the pens to the counter

Only in Australia… do we leave a car worth thousands of dollars in the driveway, and store our junk in the garage.

Only in Australia… do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.

Only in Australia… do we buy hot dogs in packs of 10 and buns in packs of 6 or 8

Only in Australia…do we use the word "politics" to describe the process of Government. "poli" in Latin meaning "many" and "tics" meaning "blood sucking creatures".

Only in Australia…